- An old van with porthole windows and an airbrushed scene of the ocean on it's side.
- A friend's newborn baby.
- A steak burrito.
- Typos in a class syllabus.
- A guy in the subway dressed in a black suit, black t-shirt, black sneakers, black ponytail, black earings, black shades, and a black fannypack.
- Using a page from the Internal Revenue Code to make an origami penguin.
- A couple dozen compliments on my shirt.
- A new phillips-head screwdriver with molded rubber grip.
Things that made me frown today:
- A subway car with no airconditioning.
- A woman poking me with her Swiffer mop.
- No chipotle sauce for my burrito.
- An airconditioning unit crashing to the ground outside my apartment in the wee hours of the morning.
- Guy next to me at the urinals feeling the need to strike up a conversation.
Things that made me squirm today:
- A friend's newborn baby.
- Stepping on the remains of a chicken dinner as I came out of the subway.
- Stinky cat-woman in the coffee shop.

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