Guess who's gonna be a LAWYER?!? THAT'S RIGHT, I AM! I AM!
Brooklyn Law just sent me an email letting me know that I've been ok'ed for their final enrollment list. All I need to do now is send them my confirmation and I'm in like Flynn, baby! Now I just need to wait for Temple Law to get back to me. While Brooklyn is definitely a plus, Temple seems alot more pragmatic. I'll end up paying only a third of the cost of Brooklyn, but then again New York IS NEW YORK!
Tuesday, April 22, 2003
Thursday, April 17, 2003
Got Milk?
Work sux. They gave us lots of free pizza to say "thanks for letting us screw you guys by throwing you all into one room and turning this already horrid place into something closer to a sweatshop."
I couldn't eat any because I'm lactose intollerant. A co-worker came up and said, "Wow, that sucks, you've got some bad genes." That's when a few co-workers near me said, "Yep, bad genes"
So, instead of keeping my mouth closed, I say, "Um, you realize you're talking about the ability to digest cow secretions, right? I mean, you're eating something that wasn't just squeezed out of a cow's orifice, but it was then exposed to bacteria and molds, curdled, and then aged and thrown on dough."
We had about 8 boxes left over that no one wanted to eat. I'm going to hell.
I couldn't eat any because I'm lactose intollerant. A co-worker came up and said, "Wow, that sucks, you've got some bad genes." That's when a few co-workers near me said, "Yep, bad genes"
So, instead of keeping my mouth closed, I say, "Um, you realize you're talking about the ability to digest cow secretions, right? I mean, you're eating something that wasn't just squeezed out of a cow's orifice, but it was then exposed to bacteria and molds, curdled, and then aged and thrown on dough."
We had about 8 boxes left over that no one wanted to eat. I'm going to hell.
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